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Because tinsel is distracting...

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had -- but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born : A Festivus for the rest of us!

Festivus for the rest of us!



It's time for airing of grievances!!!

What the......

I don't know how to react to this news...

Hopefully he'll have to get a hair cut.



...Actually, looks like he already has...