Because tinsel is distracting...
Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had -- but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born : A Festivus for the rest of us!
Festivus for the rest of us!
It's time for airing of grievances!!!
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born : A Festivus for the rest of us!
Festivus for the rest of us!
It's time for airing of grievances!!!
What the......
I don't know how to react to this news...
Hopefully he'll have to get a hair cut.
...Actually, looks like he already has...
Hopefully he'll have to get a hair cut.
...Actually, looks like he already has...
Get ready to ski...
Thanks to \ for the pic...